Ramurai Warrior T-Shirt Preorder

£30.00

🐏 Ramurai Warrior

Guardian of the Filthy Fries.

Forged in the smoke and sizzle of The Cookhouse, the Ramurai Warrior is no gentle grazer, he’s a master of flavour combat.

Legends say he was once a humble lamb grazing in the fields of mediocrity, before being chosen to train under the ancient masters of crunch and spice; returning reborn as a golden warrior to defend the sacred Filthy Fries.

He wandered into The Cookhouse one night, drawn by the scent of crispy fries and sweet miso, and never left. His fleece shimmers with togarashi spice dust, with a katana in one hoof and sauce-stained armour gleaming under the fryer lights, he fights to maintain the sanctity of the Filthy Fries. Wherever he stomps, fries sizzle in his wake.

Loyal, fiery, and always first to the feast, the kind of warrior who bows to no one but the fryer gods.

Stay filthy, fight crispy.

 

Please note:

Pre-order: 3–23 November

Forged to order in The Cookhouse Vault.

Dispatch begins mid-December — arriving before Christmas.

You’ll receive email updates along the way as your order moves from The Vault to your doorstep.

All T-shirts are pre-ordered and made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. If your item arrives faulty or damaged, contact us within 14 days of delivery and we’ll arrange a refund, or store credit.

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Forged for flavour fighters — this premium heavyweight tee is printed on the Gildan Hammer® (H000), chosen for its durability, comfort, and clean finish. Made from 100% soft ring-spun cotton with a smooth, high-density surface that holds bold prints beautifully.

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, 205gsm heavyweight
  • Fit: Modern classic fit with seamless body
  • Details:
    • Ribbed crew neck
    • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and shape retention
    • Twin-needle sleeves and hem for durability
    • Tear-away label
  • Ethics: Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes and responsibly sourced cotton

Designed in Portsmouth as part of The Cookhouse Feast Keepers series.

Once this pre-order closes, the design returns to The Vault.

Size

Width (in)

Length (in)

Sleeve Centre Back (in)

S

18

28

16.125

M

20

29

17.75

L

22

30

19

XL

24

31

20.5

2XL

26

32

22

3XL

28

33

23.25

4XL

30

34

24.75

Pre-Orders

All Ramurai Warrior T-shirts are sold on pre-order basis during our limited pre-order window (3-23 November). Payment is taken at the time of ordering to secure your pre-order. 

Once the pre-order closes, production begins. We expect to dispatch all orders around mid-December, in time for Christmas delivery. 

You’ll receive email updates as your order moves from The Vault to your doorstep, so you’ll always know where your Ramurai Warrior T-shirt is on its journey.

Returns & Exchanges

As each T-shirt is printed to order, we’re unfortunately unable to accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes, change of mind, or buyer error.
We only offer returns or refunds if your item arrives faulty or damaged.

If there’s a problem with your order, please email hello@thecookhousestrertfood.co.uk within 14 days of receiving your item, including:

  • Your order number
  • A brief description of the issue
  • Clear photos showing the fault or damage

Once your claim has been reviewed, we’ll offer either:

  • A refund or store credit, whichever you prefer.

Refunds will be processed back to your original payment method unless you choose store credit instead.

Cancellations

Because pre-orders go into production shortly after purchase, we’re unable to cancel or refund pre-orders once they’ve been placed. Please check sizing and order details carefully before completing your purchase.

Delivery Delays

If there are any unexpected production or shipping delays, we’ll contact you directly via email with an updated delivery estimate.